Rubber Chicken Circuit

The Bowling Proprietors' Association of America (BPAA), the bowling industry's leading trade association, announced today that the bowling industry rolled a strike, securing Sarah Palin as the keynote speaker at this summer's International Bowl Expo 2010.

(I know it's target audience and all, but wasn't she supposed to be burnishing her "qualified to be president" credentials? Foreign policy, energy policy, something?)