Kindly

It sure is thoughtful of the Iraqis and the Israelis and Hezbullah to take the day off so that our entire nation can watch a Senate primary race.

Oh, they didn't?

(Okay, I understand that this is a big story with ramifications, but c'mon. For the last three weeks, we were on the road to Armageddon, we were in World War III. And today? I guess the apocalypse can wait for another day.)