Born at the Crest of the Empire

Monday, July 03, 2006

"'scuse me - I have to go winky-tink."

"'scuse me, Miss Crabtree,, tell Condi and John to stop teasing me!"

By QuakerDave, at 6:54 PM
"I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard and what's this I hear about no movie?" -- Preznit Pulver

By Reality-Based Educator, at 8:16 PM
They can't even keep a straight face when he raises his right hand. "Do you swear to tell the truth..."

(Actually, I think this was from a UN vote.)

Mike

By mikevotes, at 8:43 PM
It must have been a UN vote or in response to the question, "O.K. who still hasn't got their permission slip signed by their parents."

By Praguetwin, at 2:14 AM
GW

"I swear not to invade Iran."

While the rest of the cabinate laughs.

By Unknown, at 2:25 AM
"Raise your hand if you smelt it."

By Anonymous, at 9:25 AM
I'm glad everybody liked this one.

Mike

By mikevotes, at 10:34 AM