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Born at the Crest of the Empire

Friday, February 17, 2006

Biiiiggg Fake Smile.

"Why yes I am on medication, how do you think I keep this vacant smile so effervescent? I've even tryed some of the ones George is on. He washes his down with Scotch, I wash mine down with llamma urine thats been blessed by a peyote infused medicine man."

By Yukkione, at 8:23 PM
I'm beginning to believe the Xanax rumors. But can you blame her?

She knows the man with his finger on the nuclear button better than anybody else...

Mike

By mikevotes, at 8:33 PM
Look closely, people...that's not finger pointing! Those in the know recognize that hand-sign (combined with the head tilted just-so) as a secret signal to the engineers at Disney's animatronics division that she's due for her 100,000 mile tune-up.

By Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker, at 8:40 PM
Hahahahahaaha. That's funny, man.

Mike

By mikevotes, at 8:49 PM
Rex that was classic.

By Yukkione, at 9:01 PM
I bet she was hot back in the day

By Graeme, at 2:08 AM
Yeah, I think she was. She also allegedly dealt weed in college which would've made her quite popular I think.

At least where I went to school.

Mike

By mikevotes, at 9:43 PM