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Born at the Crest of the Empire

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Picture of the Day - Open Mike

Nuclear. Not Nukular, Nuclear. -or-

Let me put you on hold a sec, God, I've got another call. -or-

These Republicans aren't the droids you're looking for.

C'mon folks, you're funnier than I am at this stuff. Your Cheney captions were hysterical. Give me something good in the comments. It's an open mike.

posted by mikevotes at 6:52 AM

14 Comments:

  • That's funny as hell Matt. I'm cackling out loud. Oh my God.

    I wish I could write funny like that.

    Mike

    By Blogger mikevotes, at 10:13 PM  

  • "Mother PLEASE!!!"

    "I'd rather do IT MYSELF!!!!"

    (warning, you must be over 50 to really get this).

    By Blogger Greyhair, at 10:32 PM  

  • No you don't, greyhair. That's funny,too. Especially with HIS relationship with HIS mother.

    Mike

    By Blogger mikevotes, at 10:51 PM  

  • "This job is hard. It's hard. That is to say, it's hard. By that I mean it's hard. So hard, so hard. It's hard work. So, you see, it's hard. Hard work it is."

    By Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker, at 11:24 PM  

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    By Blogger Justin, at 11:44 PM  

  • Must control the mind of the fish before it controls mine. Must control ... (mouth starts gaping up and down, fish like.)

    By Blogger Justin, at 11:46 PM  

  • I see dead people.

    By Blogger Neil Shakespeare, at 12:54 AM  

  • Yes jesus, I hear you. Yea, it's windy here to.. whatever.. What? Oh yea, I only did it twice this week.. hehe well it just feels so good.. hard to stop cold turkey..about that other thing. yea I know I havent killed my quota of Muslims this week. I have the CIA workin' on that. mmhmm.. yea.. sure , talk to you later.

    By Blogger Yukkione, at 4:43 AM  

  • "mork calling orson, nanoo nanoo"

    By Blogger michael the tubthumper, at 7:18 AM  

  • See, ya'll are funnier than I am. Imitating a fish, talking to god about masturbation, a brilliant stretch back for a Mork and Mindy reference.

    That's just great. I am literally laughing out loud.

    Mike

    By Blogger mikevotes, at 7:25 AM  

  • I never said masterbation.. dirty mind. lol. Could have been talking about scotch on the rocks or.. well, isn't the imagination wonderful? I like the other options too.

    By Blogger Yukkione, at 8:57 AM  

  • Left of Center,

    Sorry, that's my own god guilt talking, I guess. I have been revealed! Hah!

    Mike

    By Blogger mikevotes, at 9:34 AM  

  • Not bad Leslie. Now, if I could find a picture of him rubbing his stomach and patting his head....

    Mike

    By Blogger mikevotes, at 5:19 PM  

  • "Damn! Way too much Jack Daniels last night."

    By Blogger liberal_dem, at 7:15 AM  

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