How did I ever miss this?

From October 2003. (USAToday)

At the Friday event, the first lady Mrs. Bush recited a poem she said President Bush greeted her with when she returned recently from France, where President Jacques Chirac had kissed her hand twice. It read in part:

"Roses are red/Violets are blue/Oh my, lump in the bed/How I've missed you."

"Roses are redder/Bluer am I/Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy."

I'm guessing he wrote that himself.

And, I'll bet she smiled and dutifully put it on the refrigerator.