"I'll give some speeches, to replenish the ol' coffers."

George Bush's profile goes up at the Washington Speakers Bureau.

President George W. Bush served in the Oval Office for eight of the most consequential years in American history. Faced with challenges from a terrorist attack to a global financial crisis, he made difficult decisions that will shape the nation's course and world affairs for decades to come.....

No mention that it was his decisions that made those years "consequential."

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