President Bush visits the "babies" at a Maryland fertility clinic. "I thought the little fellers would be bigger," Bush was later heard to chuckle.
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Mistaking a bioptic microscope for the eye exame maching at the DMV, President Bush was heard to recite "A F G D H" in an effort to appear in command of the situation. Source say, he was secretly fearful he was going blind after years of getting internet porn for his DHS chief, and was grateful for the clarification from his aid.
President George W. Bush seen here hesitantly doing some thing "scientific."
Bush was heard after saying, "Sciencey stuff is hard work and makes me afraid so I am going to ban it with a Constitutional ammendment right after I ram through the one banning gay marriage."
Upon hearing said comment, radical Christains (who are still disputting whether that the Earth is flat) showed their solidarity with Bush by burning down science labs and lynching scientists. The fundies where heard yelling, "Down with the devil's science!!"
The irony of the situation was that several radical Christians where injured in the bustle of the "activities" and later died when a Christian doctor could only pray.
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12 Comments:
just keep looking, we must have some positive numbers somewhere...
By Cartledge, at 11:14 AM
"Ok, I believe you Laura. I'll take that damned penicillin."
By Anonymous, at 11:15 AM
President Bush visits the "babies" at a Maryland fertility clinic. "I thought the little fellers would be bigger," Bush was later heard to chuckle.
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Mistaking a bioptic microscope for the eye exame maching at the DMV, President Bush was heard to recite "A F G D H" in an effort to appear in command of the situation. Source say, he was secretly fearful he was going blind after years of getting internet porn for his DHS chief, and was grateful for the clarification from his aid.
By -epm, at 11:39 AM
Thanks.
And, again, funnier than me.
Mike
By mikevotes, at 2:10 PM
"Hey, I can see his wittle weeper. Yup! Looks like a person to me."
By Anonymous, at 2:13 PM
President George W. Bush seen here hesitantly doing some thing "scientific."
Bush was heard after saying, "Sciencey stuff is hard work and makes me afraid so I am going to ban it with a Constitutional ammendment right after I ram through the one banning gay marriage."
Upon hearing said comment, radical Christains (who are still disputting whether that the Earth is flat) showed their solidarity with Bush by burning down science labs and lynching scientists. The fundies where heard yelling, "Down with the devil's science!!"
The irony of the situation was that several radical Christians where injured in the bustle of the "activities" and later died when a Christian doctor could only pray.
By Handsome B. Wonderful, at 2:58 PM
Looking for WMDs...
By NYC Educator, at 3:48 PM
"See? See! Right there! There's that integrity I said I would bring back to the White House!"
By Lew Scannon, at 6:14 PM
re: Lew
Bwaa haaa haaa!!!
By -epm, at 7:17 PM
I thought everybody'd like this one.
Mike
By mikevotes, at 9:02 PM
Line from Doonesbury:
"It's the stem cells... I hear their cries..."
By QuakerDave, at 9:52 PM
Not bad Dave.
Mike
By mikevotes, at 10:28 PM
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